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- podcast· 1h 27m· S4E211
CASE O408: It's Good to Hear Us, Isn't It?
DEFENDANT: The Wonderful World of Oz EVIDENCE: Manos Yellow Brick Road Sauvignon Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: Munchkinland, duh. -- Let us be glad! Let us be grateful! Let us rejoicify that drunkenness could subdue... being boring? Yes, dear listeners, Good News! We are gracing you with a surprise bonus episode this holiday season. What is this feeling? Something bad? Goodness knows, no! We merely want to expressify our gratitution to you all! In this special episode, we will take dancing through life behind the scenes of L. Frank Baum's kaleidoscopic world and the creations it has led to. The inside scoop is sure to make you popular, even if only for one short day. I would drop some spoilers, but I'm not that girl! This thrillifying episode has us exploring new heights as we defy gravity. Thank you festivating with us! Cheers, my pretties!
- podcast· 1h 36m· S4E210
CASE 0407: Workin' Wine to 5
DEFENDANT: Dolly Parton EVIDENCE: Dolly Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sevierville, Tennessee -- Howdy, darlin's! In this long awaited episode, our Judges examine the voluptuous past and bodacious present of America's Queen, the one and only Dolly Parton. From her humble roots to her rise to stardom, her glamorous image to her generous spirit, we have all the inside scoops! Ever wonder where she got her distinctive style? Or who her husband is and how they make their relationship work? And what about any dark secrets she harbors? Heck, everybody has a couple skeletons in their closet! Well just tune right on in, settle back with a sipple, and let us tell you all about it! And don't forget to reach out to us at True Crimes Against Wine on TikTok, Gmail, Instagram, and Facebook! Cheers, y'all!
- podcast· 9:54· Ep 208
Sidebar Ep. 101: Uncorked Adventures and Unexpected Encounters in Oregon's Wine Country
Hey there! Welcome back to another exciting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. We've got a juicy one for you today, as we dive into my recent trip to the beautiful wine country of Oregon. It was quite the adventure, filled with unexpected surprises, a little bit of drama, and some unforgettable moments. From reuniting with old friends at a beloved winery to a rather infamous encounter over a $40 steak tartare, my trip had its highs and lows. Discover what it’s really like to search for the world’s best steak tartare and how to handle a not-so-great restaurant experience like a pro! And, of course, no trip is complete without a dash of history and culture - join me as we explore Portland's Chinese Museum and breathtaking gardens. Through it all, it was a trip that left me feeling refreshed and full of stories to share. So, pour yourself a glass of your favorite wine, sit back and enjoy as I recount the memorable tales of my travels. And hey, don't forget to share your own stories of j
- podcast· 1h 43m· S4E207
CASE 0406: A Spirited Conversation
DEFENDANT: The Realm of the Occult EVIDENCE: Manos Ouji Cabernet SCENE OF THE CRIME: Beyond the Veil -- Hey wine-loving pals! Welcome to another episode full of thrills with True Crimes Against Wine! 🍷 Tonight, we're extending the spooky season vibe with a Cabernet Sauvignon that matches our taste for all things mysterious and macabre. Join us as we sip through a bottle from Manos Wine, exploring its aesthetic allure and rich, fruity flavors that might make you rethink your stance on earthiness in wines. This isn't just any wine; its beautifully gold-embossed bottle sets the stage for our deep dive into the fascinating world of the occult. Dressed up in our goth glam, we're spilling the beans (and the wine) on the supernatural elements of Ouija boards, the mystique of natural magic, and everything in between! Ever wondered about the blurred lines between religion, magic, and... astrology? We've got you covered as we flirt with the mystical and unravel some historical threads. Buckle u
- podcast· 11:51· Ep 204
Sidebar Ep. 100: Fact That Check!!!
In this exciting special episode, we celebrate airing our 100th Sidebar. Not only do we get to hear Fact Checker speak (yes, he came to work today), he also relistened to each episode so that he could write a diabolical quiz to test the memories of both our judges. What do you think? Which judge retained the most information over the years? Or will they both bomb? Play along with us to test your Sidebar savvy and try to beat our scores, if you dare! Happy 100th!!! Cheers!
- podcast· 1h 28m· S4E198
CASE 0405: No, Rachel, It Doesn't Taste Like Grapes!
DEFENDANT: Emma Watson EVIDENCE: Renais Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Chablis, France -- Hey there, fabulous friends! Welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine, and guess what? We’re diving into our very first liquor episode of Season Four. That’s right, we’re shaking things up with some gin-tastic revelations! Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Oh, more gin?” hear us out! This isn’t just any gin; it’s Emma Watson’s very own Renais Gin, crafted with grapes from her family’s vineyard in Chablis. Fancy, right? We’re exploring its unique flavors and crafting some delightful cocktails that will have you dreaming of sipping by the pool or lounging in a garden. Join us as we spill the tea (or should we say gin?) on Emma’s life beyond the screen, her impressive academic pursuits, and her adventures in the world of wine and spirits. Plus, we’ll take you on a nostalgic journey through 90s fashion, celebrity gossip, and more! So grab your favorite cocktail glass and settle
- podcast· 11:57· Ep 197
Sidebar Ep. 99: Living Through Horror: Movie Scenarios and Spooky Seasons
Hey there! Welcome back to another episode of True Crime Against Wine. So, we're diving into a special sidebar today. We got a ton of spooky season-related questions from you guys, and even though we're technically shifting into the holiday season, we're holding onto those spooky vibes a little longer. Let's be real, Thanksgiving can be pretty problematic, and without snow, Christmas doesn't feel all that festive. So, cheers to extending spooky season! We've got some killer questions lined up, starting with this gem: If you had to live your reality in a horror movie, which one would it be? We've already confessed that surviving classic horror situations isn't exactly our forte. But hey, Coraline seems survivable, right? On the flip side, the idea of a haunted house with an unexpected axe murderer or an intense escape room scenario sounds thrillingly terrifying! Now, here's the twist: which horror movie would you send your co-host into? We're talking outdoor horrors for those who aren't
- podcast· 1h 33m· S4E195
CASE 0404: Mary Shelley's "Grapenstein"
DEFENDANT: Mary Shelley and her Monstrous Creations EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes Frankenstein Cabernet Sauvignon, Bride of Frankenstein Red Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Land Down Unda! -- Hey there, fellow wine and spooky story enthusiasts! Welcome to a special Halloween edition of "True Crimes Against Wine," where we're diving into the eerie world of Mary Shelley and her legendary creation, Frankenstein. This episode is full of firsts and surprises, including our very first tasting of Australian wines. We’re going down under with a couple of 19 Crimes bottles that promise to be as intriguing as our discussion! Join us as we explore the life and times of the original goth girl, Mary Shelley. From her scandalous love life to her groundbreaking novel that birthed the science fiction genre, we’re spilling all the tea (or wine, in this case). Was Frankenstein's monster truly a villain, or was Dr. Frankenstein the real madman? And what’s the deal with Mary’s obsession with graveyards? We’ve got all
- podcast· 5:59· Ep 194
Sidebar Ep. 98: Time-Traveling with Legends: Alan Rickman & Paul Lynde
Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! We've got a fun sidebar today, thanks to a sparkling question from our listener, Diamond. If you could go back in time and meet any celebrity who's no longer with us, who would it be? We dive into this time-traveling fantasy and share our picks! First up, it's Alan Rickman! From the heartwarming Colonel Brandon to the complex Severus Snape, Alan brought so much depth to his roles. And let's not forget the emotional rollercoaster he took us on in "Love Actually." Seriously, don't make Emma Thompson cry! Then we switch gears to the hilarious Paul Lynde, known for his sharp wit on shows like "Hollywood Squares." Imagine having him at your dinner party—so many laughs guaranteed! And if we could journey even further back, Oscar Wilde would be a must-meet for his iconic wit and charm. So, who would you choose? Drop us a line and let us know which celebrity you'd want to hang out with from the past. And don't forget, we'r
- podcast· 16:25· Ep 193
Sidebar Ep. 97: The Firing Chronicles: When Wine Meets Workplace Drama
Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we're diving into the juicy world of workplace drama with a side of vino. Ever wondered what it's like to wield authority and have to let someone go? Well, you're in for a treat! Join us as we spill the tea on some of the wildest firing stories you've ever heard. From button-up shirts gone rogue to cheeky employees thinking they can rewrite the rules, we've got it all. It's a rollercoaster ride of unexpected laughs, awkward encounters, and lessons learned the hard way. So grab a glass of your favorite wine (or mineral water, we won't judge) and tune in for a candid chat about the ups and downs of managing people. Got your own crazy work stories? We want to hear them! Slide into our DMs and share the gossip. Cheers to not being fired, friends!
- podcast· 1h 33m· S4E192
CASE 0403: The Wine Is Out There...
DEFENDANTS: Agts Mulder and Scully EVIDENCE: Grape Abduction Company White Blend, Slovenia SCENE OF THE CRIME: Don't Look Up... -- Hey friend! Welcome to a brand new episode of True Crimes Against Wine - Season 4! We're kicking off with some exciting content this season, and today is no exception. We've got a first for you: a delightful blend of 90% Pinot Blanc and 10% Yellow Muscat all the way from Slovenia! Join us as we dive into the world of Slovenian wines, discuss fascinating facts about the X-Files, and even touch on some spooky alien abduction stories. Did you know Slovenia has over 28,000 wineries? And that the X-Files inspired a surge of women entering STEM fields? We're unpacking all of this and more in today's episode. So grab a glass, sit back, and let's get into it! Cheers!
- podcast· 12:24· Ep 191
Sidebar Ep. 96: Celebrities We’d Erase from Existence and Why
Hey there, welcome to another hilariously candid episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we dive deep into the question we’ve all secretly pondered: which celebrities would we erase from existence and why? We kick things off with a question from Wesley, sparking a lively debate on which celebrities we just can’t stand. From irrational hatred for Timothee Chalamet to the complex feelings about Janelle Monáe, we leave no stone unturned. Join us as we discuss everything from the Kardashians' impact on body image to the darker sides of Hollywood with figures like Kevin Spacey and Woody Allen. And of course, we throw in some light-hearted banter about local dad rock bands and New Year's Eve nugget drops! It's an episode filled with strong opinions, a few laughs, and a whole lot of honesty. Cheers to that!
- podcast· 1h 26m· S4E188
CASE 0402: You Give Wine, I Give Wine
DEFENDANT: The Cast of New Girl (but especially Schmitt) EVIDENCE: Schmitt Söhne Family Wines Riesling SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mosel, Germany --- Hey there, friends! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine? This time, we're diving into the world of Riesling and reminiscing about our favorite moments from the beloved TV show, New Girl! 🎉 We’ll be talking about everything from the show's quirky characters to unforgettable guest stars. And you won’t believe the crazy science experiment we tried with spicy salsa and Riesling! 🌶️🍇 Pour yourself a glass, sit back, and join us for some laughs and wine wisdom. And hey, don’t forget to share your favorite New Girl moments with us. Cheers! 🥂
- podcast· 5:21· Ep 186
Sidebar Ep. 95: A Toast to Italian Nights: Wine Pairings and Laughs
Hey friends! Welcome back to another delightful True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! Tonight, we're diving into the perfect wine pairings for an Italian dinner. Judge Topher has it all planned out, starting with a chilled bottle of Pigato, followed by a luscious Barolo. Fancy, right? But don't worry, we've got some laughs and cheeky moments too—like figuring out what to drink at Olive Garden and some playful banter about mocktails and adults who order Shirley Temples. Join us for a fun, wine-filled evening and get ready to take some notes for your next dinner out. Cheers!
- podcast· 1h 29m· S4E184
CASE 0401: Meow, Baby
DEFENDANT: Catwoman EVIDENCE: Cuvee Nokat Bordeaux SCENE OF THE CRIME: Right bank, Bordeaux, France -- Welcome back, friends! 🥂 Can you believe we're already kicking off Season 4? We're just as surprised as you are! From jet-setting summers to sneaky cat burglars, we've got quite the adventure lined up for you. In this special premiere, we pop open a bottle of Bordeaux and dive into the world of Catwoman. Who's your favorite feline femme fatale? Michelle Pfeiffer? Eartha Kitt? Let's debate! So grab a glass, settle in, and join us as we chat about wine, movies, and everything in between. And hey, don't forget to share your thoughts with us – we love hearing from you! Cheers to another season of fun, laughter, and a bit of mystery. 🍷🐱
- podcast· 5:29· Ep 182
Sidebar Ep. 94: Cool Sips for Hot Days: Summer Drink Secrets Unveiled
Hey there! Ready to beat the summer heat with some super refreshing drinks? 🌞🍹 In this fun episode of True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar, we dive into the best ways to stay cool when the temperature soars. Our listener Tilly asked for our top tips, and we've got some delicious answers for you! From icy frozen lemonades with a splash of vodka to crisp Sauvignon Blancs, we're sharing all our favorite sips. Plus, hear about Topher's wild pool party adventures and some spicy margarita magic! 🍷🍋 Join us for a chilled chat and let us know what keeps you cool in the heat. Cheers to summer! 🥂 Got your own hot weather drink tips? Hit us up on TikTok, Gmail, or Instagram. We'd love to hear from you!
- podcast· 9:04· Ep 181
Sidebar Ep. 93: The J-Lo and Ben Affleck Relationship Saga: What’s Really Going On?
Hey there! 🥂 Dive into this juicy episode of True Crime Against Wine where we unravel the latest buzz about J-Lo and Ben Affleck’s rocky relationship. Is it really the end for these two? 😱 We kick things off with a fun chat about our listener Maggie’s question (Maggie Smith or Maggie Gyllenhaal? 🤔). From there, we spill the tea on J-Lo’s solo Italy vacation and Ben’s mysterious house move. What's happening behind the scenes? Is there trouble in paradise? Grab your favorite glass of wine and join us as we discuss solo trips, relationship quirks, and even our own personal takes on couple vacations. 🍷 Don't miss our playful banter and predictions on whether Bennifer 2.0 will make it through the holidays or call it quits by next year. Plus, a hilarious side bet involving Owen Wilson impressions! 🤭 Listen now and stay connected with us through our socials. Cheers! 🥂
- podcast· 5:55· Ep 178
Sidebar Ep. 92: Sweet Bitch Sips & Snickers
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious ride with Rachel and Topher? In this episode, they dive into a bottle of "Sweet Bitch" Moscato Rosé. Spoiler alert: It's as wild as the name suggests! Join the fun as they dissect the label, share a few laughs, and face the ultimate taste test. Will it be a delightful surprise or a sweet disaster? You'll have to listen to find out! Don't miss the wine-fueled banter and the unexpected twists. Cheers! 🥂
- podcast· 12:34· Ep 176
Sidebar Ep. 91: Sip & Savor: Wine Pairing for Every Room
Hey friend! 🍷 Ready to elevate your home wine experience? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're taking you on a unique tour of our cozy abode, pairing the perfect wine for every room. From a snuggly Bordeaux in the living room to a flirty Prosecco in the closet, we've got your home covered. And don't miss out on our celebratory murder shed champagne! 🥂 Join us for some laughs, wine tips, and maybe a little too much fun. Cheers! 🥳
- podcast· 5:56· Ep 174
Sidebar Ep. 90: Rachel's Wine Quiz Showdown: Sicily Edition
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for some laughs and a splash of wine knowledge? Join us in the final part of our "Let's Quiz Rachel" series, where Rachel takes on Sicily's finest wines in an epic quiz battle! Our staff is sponsoring this fun ride (well, not really, but let's pretend!), and Rachel is about to face questions that even our wine experts haven't tackled yet. From guessing the DOCG wine of Sicily to coming up with hilarious grape names like "spaghetti," this episode is a rollercoaster of giggles and wine wisdom. Will Rachel get any questions right? Spoiler: she might just surprise you! And don't miss the part where we imagine our mafia names – it's a riot. 😂 So pour yourself a glass, sit back, and let's toast to wine, laughter, and a whole lot of fun! Cheers! 🍷 Got any bonus questions for us? Hit us up on Gmail, TikTok, Instagram, or Facebook. We can't wait to hear from you! Until next time, ciao! 🍇
- podcast· 13:00· Ep 172
Sidebar Ep. 89: Wedding Dress Diaries: The Hunt for the Perfect Gown
Hey there! 🍷 Ever wondered what happens when wedding dress shopping turns into a boozy adventure? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're spilling all the tea (or should we say wine?) on wedding dress shopping, the unexpected quirks of dress sizes, and the hilarious mishaps that ensue. Spoiler: There's a salty margarita flight involved. 🥂 Join us as we navigate the world of bridal fashion, Pinterest inspirations, and the hunt for the perfect dress. Plus, get ready for some laugh-out-loud moments as we discuss cheese boards, tiaras, and even the wild idea of cheese lingerie! So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy the ride with us. Cheers to love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos! 🥳
- podcast· 6:27· Ep 171
Sidebar Ep. 88: Quiz-ical Wine Adventures in Tuscany
Hey there, wine lover! 🍷 Ready for a fun-filled adventure? In this episode of True Crimes Against Wine, we dive deep into the heart of Tuscany with a hilarious quiz that will have you laughing and learning all at once. Join us as we test our knowledge about Tuscan wines, fumble through some geography, and reminisce about the charming movie Under the Tuscan Sun. Trust us, you don't want to miss this one! So grab your favorite glass of Chianti, sit back, and let's get quizzical!
- podcast· 8:40· Ep 168
Sidebar Ep. 87: Answer The Call!
Hey there! Welcome to another True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! 🍷 This week, we're taking you back to the 90s with some voicemail nostalgia before diving into the juicy details of what it means to be an AGM and House Sommelier. You'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how we keep everything running smoothly, from handling financials to making sure every guest leaves with a smile. Plus, we've got some real-life drama as we try (and hilariously fail) to get in touch with a potential new hire. Spoiler: our voicemail game is strong, and so is our wine knowledge. 😉
- podcast· 5:38· Ep 166
Sidebar Ep. 86: Rachel's Northern Italy Quiz Challenge
Hey there, wine lovers! Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues! From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll discover the crucial difference between pepperoni and sparkling salami. Who knew learning about wine could be this entertaining? Join us for laughs, unexpected trivia, and Rachel’s unique approach to wine quizzes. Don’t forget to send in your own questions for Rachel (or even Topher) on Facebook , Instagram , Gmail, and TikTok. Cheers!