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- podcast· 1h 45m· S4E240
CASE 0420: Simma baboo! Bada bing!
DEFENDANT: The Sims EVIDENCE: Rex Hill Sims Valley Pinot Noir SCENE OF THE CRIME: Henford-on-Bagley and other locations -- Hey there, fellow wine and game enthusiasts! 🎉 Join us as we wrap up a delightful season of True Crime Against Wine in what can only be described as a bittersweet farewell (but fear not, we'll be back with even more surprises next season!). This episode, we're diving back into the world's top wine destination, Willamette Valley, and exploring why it's earned such high praise. But that’s not all! We’re also putting The Sims in the hot seat, exploring its quirky history, and sharing hilarious personal tales from our gaming experiences. From battling unexpected events (like falling satellites!) to wooing with wizards, it's a fun rollercoaster ride. And, of course, our sidebars will continue over the summer - so keep those questions coming via email or any of our socials! Pour yourself a glass of something fabulous and buckle up for an episode full of laughs, nostalgi
- podcast· 12:15· Ep 239
Sidebar Ep. 112: Cheers to Severance: The Innies and Outies of Severance Drink Pairings
Hey there! Ready for a fun ride through the world of "Severance" with a glass in hand? In this episode, Judge Topher takes on a quirky challenge by exploring the perfect beverage matches for both the 'innie' and 'outie' versions of your favorite characters from the hit series "Severance." From Mark's whiskey melancholy to Helly R's rebellious margaritas, we dive deep into what makes each character tick—and sip! It's a mix of humor, deep dives, and a genuine love for both wine and "Severance." Whether you're a fan of the show or just love discovering the perfect drink for any occasion, you're in for a treat. Join us for this unique blend of true crime intrigue and delightful beverage concoctions, and don't forget to share your thoughts or your own drink suggestions for your innie or outie self! Cheers!
- podcast· 1h 59m· S4E238
CASE 0419: We Get It; Judge Topher is a Whore
DEFENDANT: Kevin Hart EVIDENCE: Gran Coramino Cristalino Reposado Tequila (it is silver because it is clear, Fact Checker doesn't always know everything) SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jalisco, Mexico -- Hello, friends! Welcome to another tantalizing episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Picture this—you’re stepping into our cozy podcast, where we love to escape the chaos of the world and unwind. This time, we're diving into a spirited discussion as we savor some delightful tequila. And not just any tequila; it’s Kevin Hart’s very own Coramino Tequila. Oh yes, we’re doing it right! In this episode, we banter about the unique traditions of tequila-making, explore some funny and awkward anecdotes from Kevin Hart's life, and sift through old scandals with the lightheartedness of enjoying a smooth, strong drink. Guffaw with us over comedic imprudence and celebrity escapades while sipping on divine margaritas that you’ll definitely want to try at home. Whether you’re here for the wine wisdom, comedic i
- podcast· 15:09· Ep 237
Sidebar Ep. 111: Addressing the Elephant in the Room: A Candid Discussion on Supporting Controversial Artists
Hey folks, welcome back to another chit-chat session with us! Today, we're diving deep into the swirling controversies surrounding celebrated author Neil Gaiman. The allegations are heavy, and we're here trying to make sense of consuming art from someone whose personal life has faced serious scrutiny. We explore the tough questions - can you truly separate an artist's work from their wrongdoings? It's a journey of personal choice in the art versus artist dilemma, and we truly believe in respecting individual paths as we try to navigate this tricky landscape. Join us as we share our thoughts, ponder the implications, and offer our heart-felt advice on supporting not just survivors but also the many others involved in artistic endeavors without compromising your own ethics. Let's keep this conversation going. We'd love to hear your thoughts and feelings over on our social media pages or our Gmail. Until next time, stay kind and keep questioning the world around you. Cheers!
- podcast· 1h 59m· S4E236
CASE 0418: These Are Some High End Judges!
DEFENDANT: White Lotus EVIDENCE: White Lotus Makgeolli SCENE OF THE CRIME: An Exclusive Resort Near You -- Hey friends! Welcome to another entertaining episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Grab a glass and join us as we whisk you away into the captivating world of the White Lotus – where luxury meets underhanded alliances and unexpected twists! We’re diving into the latest season, exploring the picturesque settings from the heavenly coastlines of Thailand to the enchanting landscapes of Italy. It's a wild ride through wealth, secrets, and the fascinating drama that unfolds when some of the most flawed characters collide in paradise. From the whirl of rich emotions to the depths of shocking betrayals (and yes, more of that seductive brotherly tension), you won't want to miss our sizzling takes and hilarious assessments. So, pop that cork and settle in for a juicy tale of hedonism, hilarity, and a hint of the sinister. Cheers to uncovering secrets over a glass – or two!
- podcast· 12:36· Ep 235
Sidebar Ep. 110: Snack Attack Confessions: The Great Chip Debate
Welcome back, dear friends, to another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine, where we dive into the world of snacks, accompanied by some unexpected and wild flavors! With our guest Hermes briefly making his mischievous presence known, we tackle Judge Rachel’s burning question from our listener, Mae, about favorite potato chips. Join us as we indulge in a spirited discussion of kettle-cooked versus ridged chips, reveal embarrassing late-night Dorito meals, and get surprised by some mind-bending chip flavors. Whether you're a fan of spicy jalapeño bites or classic Pringles crunch, there's something delightful (and a bit weird) in our delicious journey. Prepare yourself for a special tasting session featuring some risqué selections gifted by a cheeky listener, including chips with libidinous and "exotic" flavors. It's a snack-filled adventure loaded with laughs, confessions, and a touch of the unexpected. And remember, eat your chips responsibly!
- podcast· 1h 53m· S4E234
CASE 0417: All The Lovers (of bubbly wine!)
DEFENDANT: Kylie Minogue EVIDENCE: Kylie Prosecco SCENE OF THE CRIME: Veneto, Italy/Melbourne, Australia -- Hey there, mate! Join us as we uncork a delightful rosé Prosecco and dive into the bubbly world of Kylie Minogue. We get chatty about everything from Prosecco's fizz to pop sensation Kylie, and even manage to sprinkle in some fun pop culture tidbits. It's an easy-going, laugh-filled episode you won't want to miss! So grab a glass, get cozy, and let's have at it.
- podcast· 12:59· Ep 233
Sidebar Ep. 109: Nostalgia and Sides: Cracking Open Memories at Cracker Barrel
Hey there! Ready to dive into the delicious madness that is Cracker Barrel? We've got a fun episode lined up that’s all about nostalgia, the scrumptious joy of hash brown casserole, and even a little road trip down memory lane. Imagine a place where the fried okra is crunchy, the rocking chairs are ready for serious lounging, and you never quite beat the peg game but always give it a darn good shot. Join us as we chat about our favorite Cracker Barrel orders, the country store’s kitschy splendors, and a surprise gift that’s just as quirky as it is delightful. Whether you’re a lover of chicken and dumplings or a green bean aficionado, there’s something here for everyone. And hey, if you’ve got a favorite order or Cracker Barrel keepsake, share it with us! We’re all about connecting over good food and cozy vibes. So grab a snack, get comfy, and let’s have some fun!
- podcast· 1h 43m· S4E232
CASE 0416: Le Joie de Vin
DEFENDANT: Emily in Paris EVIDENCE: Lillet Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: Paris -- Bonjour, mes amis! Dive into the delightful world of 'True Crimes Against Wine' where we take a stylish detour from our usual libations. Join us as we uncover the tantalizing truth behind aperitifs and their bitter companions, digestifs, with our special focus on the delightful Lillet Blanc. We reminisce about thrilling Parisian adventures while sipping our aperitif cocktails, discussing everything from Emilys in 'Emily in Paris' unforgettable fashion choices to learning why aperitifs like Lillet hold a treasured place in our hearts. This episode, filled with sparkling wit and laughter, effortlessly blends our love for wine, whimsy, and wonderful wardrobes. Don't miss out, because who wouldn't want to drink and look fabulous doing it?
- podcast· 6:30· Ep 231
Sidebar Ep. 108: Useless Skills & Yo-Yo Showdowns
Hey there, friend! Get ready to giggle as we unwrap a delightful email from Tina in Greenland. She charms us with tales of yo-yo prowess and poses a fun question that gets us all sharing our most useless, yet totally entertaining, skills. Spoiler: burping on command and NY Times crosswords might just make the cut! Join us for some laughs, hidden talents, and the joy of sharing stories across tundras.
- podcast· 1h 43m· Ep 230
CASE 0415: Get a Clue, Listeners
DEFENDANT: Judge Rachel EVIDENCE: A Broken Bottle of Manos Special Edition Clue Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Murder Shed -- Hey there. Welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This week, we're diving into the mystery edition of our beloved podcast, where the unknown reigns supreme. Will we stay on topic? Who knows! But one thing's for sure, the journey will be full of laughs and tangents! Today, we're recording from my loft with the windows open, enjoying a beautiful day with scrumptious soup simmering on the stove and a charcuterie board right beside us. If you're into ASMR of munching, this episode might just be your jam. If not, maybe hit the skip button and roll your dice elsewhere. With our usual fact-checker MIA, we've got little baby Hermes stepping in. He's currently living it up in NYC, while we dive deep into the world of mystery, murder, and wine. Remember Clue, the classic board game? Well, we're unboxing a specially-themed wine bottle insp
- podcast· 8:28· Ep 229
Sidebar Ep. 107: The Dress Dilemma: Finding the Perfect Fit
Hey there, lovely listeners! Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crime Against Wine. This time, we're diving into the whimsical world of wedding planning - from the exciting (and sometimes exhausting) hunt for the perfect dress to the delightful details of Topher's attire. Join us as we share laughs and stories about choosing the perfect bridal gown with a colorful veil twist, finding autumn-inspired accessories, and turning every moment into a celebration. Whether you're on the brink of wedded bliss or reminiscing about your own special day, this episode is packed with giggles, advice, and a dash of wine-induced twirls. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever afters!
- podcast· 2h 00m· S4E228
CASE 0414: Ru Crimes Against Wine
DEFENDANT: RuPaul EVIDENCE: House of Love Canned Cocktails SCENE OF THE CRIME: The WerqRoom -- Hey there! Ready for some fun? In this episode, we step away from the usual somber crime stories and dive into the vibrant world of drag with a side of canned cocktails. Join us as we explore the quirky and colorful House of Love cocktails by none other than RuPaul! We'll chat about the delightful nuances of each drink, from pomegranate lime vodka to a passion fruit margarita that, well, might not be for everyone. Buckle up as we venture into the history of drag, from its ancient roots to its pivotal moment under the spotlight thanks to icons like RuPaul. Whether you're a fan of RuPaul's Drag Race or just curious about why canned cocktails are the rage, this episode's got a little something for everyone. So, pour yourself a drink, sit back, and enjoy the lively chat!
- podcast· 10:33· Ep 227
Sidebar Ep. 106: Unraveling Barbara Ann: The Mystery and Magic of Our Podcast Listener
Hey there, welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crimes! Ever wondered what it’s like when a mother and daughter hit the road together, tuning into their favorite podcast? Well, today’s episode is packed with delightful tales and hilarious moments featuring our beloved listener, Barbara Ann! Join us as Judge Rachel spills the beans about whether Barbara Ann knows her status as our podcast's legendary listener. It's a mix of mystery, motherly love, and downright funny misunderstandings! From curious questions about memorizing episodes to navigating the intricacies of seasons versus episodes, Barbara Ann's insights will keep you entertained and chuckling all the way through. Ever tried helping to pack up outdated medical journals or expired pill bottles? Topher shares the ultimate Barbara Ann moving experience that'll have you rolling with laughter. With a blend of love, laughter, and a little bit of chaos, this episode showcases just how special and quirky our loved ones ca
- podcast· 1h 51m· S4E226
CASE 0413: Wine and the Wee Wifey
TRIGGER WARNING: SA, please take care of your mental health. We value you and don't want to cause any harm through the things we discuss. -- DEFENDANT: Outland EVIDENCE: Manos Outlander Sauvignon Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Scottish Highlands -- Hey there, my friend! Welcome to our latest episode, where we take a fun and sometimes intense ride through the world of Outlander. 🚀 We're deep diving into all the juicy details and complex relationships that've got us hooked on this time-traveling adventure! This week, we uncork some thoughts on everything from quantum physics to Scottish history, and debate the realism of Outlander's storyline alongside our trusty sleep-aid assistant, Hermes. 🐾 Whether it's sharing a laugh or unpacking some heavier themes, we're all about creating a cozy space for these conversations. As we sip on some wine, we explore the different layers (just like a fine onion) of the show's characters, the lavish costumes, and how they age those kilts just right. So,
- podcast· 8:18· Ep 225
Sidebar Ep. 105: Surviving the Purge: Creative Self-Defense Ideas
Hey there, welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine! In this spooky season special, we're diving into the hypothetical chaos of The Purge. With a mix of humor and strategy, we chat about potential self-defense weapons and the hilarity of having to work as a DoorDasher during such a wild event. From debating the merits of a trusty rake versus a solid two-by-four, to the ridiculous concept of leaving 'please take one' notes during the purge, this episode is all about survival with a twist. And, of course, we question why people aren't using the Purge to create some positive societal change. Join us for a laugh as we explore these outrageous scenarios, debate obscure questions, and, as always, share a drink while keeping it real. Whether you're here for the giggles or the wine, there's something in this episode for everyone. Cheers, and happy spooky season!
- podcast· 1h 56m· S4E222
CASE 0412: Roll For Podcast
DEFENDANT: Dungeons and Dragons EVIDENCE: Quest's End Warlock Whiskey SCENE OF THE CRIME: Your Imagination -- Welcome to our latest episode where we dive into the magical realm of Dungeons & Dragons, exploring the adventures and misadventures it offers. Get comfortable as we discuss the nuances of creating characters, rolling dice for destiny, and whether you should add a twinkle or shine to your D&D persona. We also indulge in the tale of Matthew Lillard's whiskey creation, Quest's End, and its enticing flavors that might stave off scurvy, or maybe just transport you to a ship's deck. Whether you're a whiskey aficionado or simply D&D-curious, this episode promises a journey through taste and imagination. Join us as we banter about our experiences, mishaps, and the unexpected hilarity that ensues when fantasy meets reality. It's an epic quest full of laughter, insights, and the reminder that every critical fail can turn into an unforgettable story. Cheers!
- podcast· 7:25· Ep 221
Sidebar Ep. 104: Wigging Out: The Silliest Pet Purchases
Hey there! In this fun and lighthearted episode, we're diving into the charmingly absurd world of pet spoiling. Whether it's buying wigs for dogs or getting those must-have squeaky toys, there's no limit to how far we'll go for our furry friends! Join us as we chat about our most ridiculous purchases for our beloved pooches, complete with hilariously cute costumes and unexpected toy stories. From Halloween-themed outfits to plushy hoodies, discover what makes our dogs' wardrobes and toyboxes so uniquely adorable. We absolutely love doting on our pets, and hey, they deserve all the love and silliness we can give! So grab your favorite drink, sit back, and enjoy a hearty laugh as we share our tales of spoiled pets and whimsy. Cheers!
- podcast· 2h 05m· S4E220
EPISODE 0411: Do Miss the Bus!
DEFENDANT: Frida Kahlo EVIDENCE: Cigar Box Cabernet Sauvignon, Frida Edition SCENE OF THE CRIME: Maipo Valley, Chile -- Hey there, true crime aficionados! In today’s episode, we’re diving into the fascinating world of Frida Kahlo, an iconic artist who painted her own path despite all odds. We’ll chat about her tumultuous relationship with fellow artist Diego Rivera, her unapologetic embrace of her unique beauty, and how her unyielding spirit came to symbolize Mexican cultural pride. Join us as we sip on a delightful wine that pairs perfectly with tales of revolutionary art and passionate affairs. We’ll explore her creative process, her struggles with health and heartbreak, and how her legacy continues to inspire generations. So grab a glass, settle in, and let’s toast to Frida — the artist who defied conventions and captivated the world. Cheers!
- podcast· 14:12· Ep 218
Sidebar Ep. 103: Designing Haunted Houses for Your Friends and Frenemies
Hey there, and welcome back to our spooky shenanigans at True Crime Against Wine Sidebar! 🎃 In this episode, we're diving into the world of haunted houses, but with a twist. Ever wondered what kind of haunted house your friends might design just for you? Or how about your fiancée? It's a wild ride of fears and phobias coming to life in ways you never imagined! Join us as we chat about snakes dropping from ceilings, haunted museums, and even some jumpy moments for those who startle easily. We explore the fine art of designing the perfect terrifying experience tailored for friends, fiancés, and maybe even a certain billionaire or two. 😉 So grab a comfy seat, maybe a glass of wine, and let's get into the spirit of things with some laughs and a few chills along the way. And remember, time's just a construct, so spooky season happens whenever we want it to. Cheers! 🥂
- podcast· 1h 41m· S4E216
EPISODE 0410: A Song of Wit and Wine
DEFENDANT: George R.R. Martin EVIDENCE: House of the Dragon Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Westeros -- Welcome back, my fellow wine aficionados and Westeros wanderers! In today’s True Crimes Against Wine, we're popping the cork on a special edition for all you Game of Thrones and House of Dragon fans. Picture this: the lush vineyards of Oregon meet the mystery of the Iron Throne. Are you intrigued yet? We’re diving deep into the heart of the Willamette region, dissecting its finest Pinot Noir while musing over what makes this grape the 'heartbreak' of wines. Expect nothing less than a silky, seductive sip with just a whisper of vanilla and a gentle caress of French oak. Sounds like a perfect smooch in a glass, right? Stay tuned as we fumble our way through tasting notes, discuss the athletic prospects of netball (British listeners, isn’t this a hoot?), and, oh yes, our vigorous debate on costumed characters from the Seven Kingdoms! Whether you’re more of a Stark, Lannister, or
- podcast· 9:19· Ep 215
Sidebar Ep. 102: A First-Timer's Revelations at Atlanta Pride
Hey pals! In this episode, we dive into an unforgettable day at Atlanta’s Pride Parade. Our first-timer shares their excitement about embracing the vibrant, joyful atmosphere while soaking in the diverse community spirit. 🌈 Listen in as we chat about everything from the heartwarming moments with angelic protectors shielding us from hate to the quirky charm of our local animal rescue puppies strutting their stuff. And yes, we also discuss the delightful fashion choices that kept us cool and swag-ready. 😉 Whether you’re a Pride veteran or a curious newbie, this invite is yours to join us next year and experience the love, acceptance, and fun firsthand. Until then, cheers and hugs! 🥂
- podcast· 37:34· Ep 214
COMPANION EPISODE: Celine Sing-along!
Welcome to the companion Sidebar to our special Tophermas Celine Dion episode! In this magical rendition, our Judges have just finished recording, so to put it frankly, they are pretty lit. So why not record them answering musical trivia for your entertainment? That's right; we have more bad singing and hilarity for you! Consider this our holiday gift to you! Cheers, loves!
- podcast· 1h 41m· S4E213
CASE 0409: Cuz I'm Your Topher, And You Are My Wine (Power of Love holiday remix)
DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!! EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe -- *DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised. Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here for the rest of December. BUT to celebrate the season, we are drinking our fanciest wine yet in honor of your favorite Judge's Fairy God-Diva, the greatest singer in the world, the incomparable Celine Marie Claudette Dion! Join us as we deep dive into the life of this beloved icon, from young ingenue to global superstar. Aaaaand... Because it is the most wonderful day of the year, be sure to check out the special Sidebar "Companion Episode" we so graciously gifted you all, set to air on Christmas Day! *SPOILER ALERT* We were already drunk when we started recording, so you are guaranteed to have a lot of fun listening to us make absolute fool